29 July 2007

Swede Sensation

Saturday dawn, just after Subuh. KLIA, again.

No, I'm not flying anywhere, this time I was asked (with no option ... er, forced?) to bring the whole of my in-laws to KLIA to send out my BIL who's pursuing his doctorate in Uppsala University (founded in 1477), Sweden. There were also my in-laws' in-law. Dah macam hantar orang pergi Mekah pulok.

The truth is, I don't know why Sweden. I heard rumours saying that it got something to do with the not-so-good-result of his IELTS. Anyway, congratulation. Hope that my BIL would come back with a PhD in EE Engineering. It's the tax payer money, you know.

He brought his wife and little boy. The wife, a medical doctor has to take long leave (mengikut suami) for this. I wonder, would a guy sacrifice his job (promotions etc.) and follow the wife instead?

I remember Uppsala. A mere 40 minutes by train from Stockholm the capital city. Nice little city with more bicycles than Volvos or Saabs. During summer in Uppsala, the sun's always there in the sky. The prayer times do not actually following the sun's location (pakai mazhab apa, I'm not sure). They have to use some other calculation methods. It is in the reverse, during winter, when the sun's shying away, and darkness's (not the Dark Lord you-know-who) everywhere. The Artic Circle is about 300 km north.

Once, me and friends dropped by in one big mosque in Malmo (south of Sweden). It's zohor time and the azan has been called. 

Then suddenly there's a screeching sound outside the mosque. There's a sports car driven by a beautiful blonde with designer sun shades. Cool. She had the Maria Sharapova look-a-like (I honestly don't care whether it's Venus or Saturn who won the Wimbledon, Maria is the best).

Then a Tom Cruise (nay, maybe Goran Ivanisevic, he's taller) look-a-like, complete with designer stubs, wearing tight tees and track-bottom (is that what you call that thing?) came out from the car and went straight through the mosque main door.

He then put on a robe and head gear and walla, he transformed from Goran to Syeikhul-Azhar look-a-like.

Anyway, that nice Tuan Imam from Bosnia was really glad to meet us, his brothers from Malaysia.

28 July 2007

Six Degrees of Separation Part 2 (a.k.a. Penantian Mee Udang)

Last weekend was quite an eventful. 

Well, first I raced myself to get the copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows at Carrefour. For whatever reason because of the book distributionship issue, there were some slight chaos in Popular, MPH, Times and they even staged a protest, but who cares.

While waiting for my dear wife attending the school meeting (aku heran la, HM SMKBS ni tak ada keje ke, asyik meeting, meeting, meeting, and thus disturbing my weekend, warga pendidik ... your valuable comment please). I even had some extra time and went to my office and managed to clear some urgent issues that need attention.

Come Sunday. 

Went with my dear wife to the market at Jalan Othman, then a quick but sumptuous breakfast at Taman Dato’ Harun. Sent Ahwaz to his cricket training at PJ Club. Then I went to Subang MAS Sports Complex, joining the otai gang for a cricket net practice (or simply netting). 

Wow, it’s been a while since I engaged myself in bowling and batting. Hampir juga semput, but I managed.

Late that afternoon, we’re invited by the nice lady I met in Holland to her beautiful bungalow at Section 11 PJ (a walking distance to UH). There’s something familiar with the look of her husband. 

Who was this gentleman?

What I didn’t tell you is that, when we met up again in the restaurant in Amsterdam, I did said something (nice) like this to her.

‘Kak F, I bet that your own spaghetti recipe is much better than the one that you’re eating now.’

‘Quite true (eh, boleh tahan jugak cik kakak ni!), but my mee udang is the best.’

So that afternoon, she served us (together with her other ‘Holland’ friends) mee udang and a host of other nice delicacies. If not because of my wife, I would have asked for the third serving of that mee udang. 

The splendid jemput udang (fried together with corn) and the crème brûlée, really spoilt me.

In between the good food and all, there’s these conversation by the ladies. 

‘How nice these lacquered lapik pinggan?’

‘Ohh, these ... I bought them in Ho Chi Minh city. Remember these rose petals, they costs 5 euros each in Amsterdam.’

‘This lovely crystal costs me just 300 euros, it’s a bargain in Venice. See my name engraved by the person who made it. It somehow matches my new chandelier and the whole ambience of our newly refurbished house.’

‘What did your husband bought you in Amsterdam?’ Kak F suddenly asked my dear wife. Dah sudah!

‘Er, nothing of these sorts.’

I did bought lots of chocolates, some make-up accessories, t-shirts etc. Hey, don’t expect me to buy lapik pinggan?

Then they talked about shopping in London, Paris, Bandung (why Bandung?), Beijing. OMG ... my wife is watching, listening and learning fast.

Until now, I still don’t understand why these craves for shopping (shopoholic, ladies any comment?).

I hate shopping (except for my own stuff la). 

When I was traveling to and fro to KK, every time my wife always pesan something. Tikar Sabah la, pearl this, pearl that, puah kumbah. There’s a nice place for shopping these sort of thing called the Filipino Market. It has more that 50 shops selling more or less the same product. 

Know what, I just go to one shop (normally near the entrance) and buy everything there.

Just after we had eaten to our fill, we moved on to the lounge, only then I realised that kak F’s husband is a famous composer (actually I’m sparing the details, as it’s quite embarrassing to me as to how I found it out). Anyway, I remember that I really liked one of his songs back in my teens, and now in Sinar FM. 

I even wrote the lyrics in my diary when I was a teenager.

Penantian
Berapa lama mesti kunanti 
Sinar cahaya matamu 
Gemerlap bagai bintang 
Menghiasi malam
Malam yang menutup diriku 
Berapa lama perlu kutunggu 
Lontaran suara dari bibirmu 
Memecah hening taman 
Taman syurgawi
Pada sebuah hati yang sepi 
Penantian suatu siksa
Yang tidak tertanggung
Oleh tubuhku yang kering dan layu 
Kepastian suatu penawar
Dalam suka dan duka
Yang meniti hidupku


19 July 2007

The week that was ... in the Netherlands

Glad to be back home, at last. 

Glad to be with the wife and kids, and cats. 

For the whole of yesterday I (i.e. my senses) was quite alright. But my body ain't. It’s like the mind and soul were ok, but the body failed to synchronise. I thus, sleep, and have slept a lot. It was not a pleasant sight, according to my dear wife, on how I looked, and sounded during this marathon sleep. 

But I still love you nevertheless, she said.

Right, so where was I for most of last week?

It's work and play.

I arrived at Amsterdam Schiphol Airport (AMS) from KLIA (KUL) after a long haul 12 hour journey. As always, I looked for an aisle seat near the exit door (yeap ... on economy class) so that I could stretch my legs and it's gonna be easy to go to the loo, when nature calls.

There were two mat saleh guys sitting beside me. A Welsh guy named Peter (an ex-cop, really?) who took a time off to Aussie and Indon. The other was a Dutch guy named DJ who works for an NGO company doing some rehabilitation works in Acheh (such a noble cause) especially for the tsunami aftermath. He told me that it still can’t be explained why the Baitur-Rahman mosque is still intact when everything (he meant everything) else were swept away by the water. The two guys were good people, though the lead stewardess Ms Uma Devi (this beautiful lady looked like a Malay) purposely tossed the perfume lotion on the floor where we stretched our feet.

'Encik, tak boleh bau ke stokin mat saleh tu?', while nodding to DJ who appeared to understand nothing.

‘Saya faham, tapi itu lah stokin yang saya ada.’ DJ spoke up in his thick accent, when Uma left. 

Anyway, DJ was kind enough to scribble some places of interests in Amsterdam for both Peter and me. In fact, he even bought me a train ticket gratis (that’s free in Dutch, and Indon) from Schiphol to Amsterdam Centraal (central train station). Peter asked whether he could buy me a drink in Amsterdam. Yeah, why not (do they sell fruit juices or sparkling mineral water in the pub?).

‘I’ll send e-mails to both of you, and the photos as well. Take care.’

I managed to meet up with my customer (after few SMSs and phone calls) nearby his Museum Hotel, who came here 3 days earlier for another assignment of his. But not before I spent like one solid hour admiring Dutch grandmaster painters’ masterpieces at Rijksmuseum. I can’t actually describe how everything else was keeping still while only the milk was like flowing, when looking at Vermeer’s Milkmaid painting. And obviously anything from Rembrandt made it worthwhile to pay the 10 euros entrance ticket.

Vermeer's Milkmaid, simply breathtaking,
observe the intense light streams from the window.


Let me skip the Red Light District story. Pass.

The next morning we took a train to Apeldoorn. It’s an hour of smooth ride. We were greeted by Nico Liem, who’s in charged of international marketing and chauffeured us to the Head Office in his new 3-Series.

‘And before you ask, let me tell about myself. I have some Chinese Indonesian blood.’ Ohh, no wonder Nico looks, not that Dutch.

After a quite successful presentation on our global company and the Europe Office (I did a short presentation on the Malaysian office) and as to why our customer should choose us for their Control System and Safety Solutions in their Caspian Projects (and hopefully other projects as ell), and factory visits, we then concluded the day and off for lunch.

I reminded previously in my email to Nico and Will de Groot (the MD) that if they wanted to treat us lunch, get us the halal food or at least seafood. 

And with that nice seafood lunch at the Michelin-approved restaurant, business was over, and both of my customer and me were officially tourists from Malaysia.

That afternoon we took a 20 minutes train from Amsterdam to Zaanse Schans, where we met some Malaysian Malays.

On Thursday, we took the intercity train to Den Haag (The Hague) the capital city. Thereafter, we took a tram to Madurodam to see the Holland in Miniature, which was quite impressive. The buildings were solidly made, and the scaled vehicles (trains, tram, cars, lorries, aeroplanes, boats etc) were actually moving. There were sounds and lights too. Then another tram ride to Scheveningen, a beach resort. The weather was not in our favour (and why was that?), at around 16 to 18 degrees C, and windy too. Else, we should be seeing people (bodies) soaking in the summer sun, enjoying the nature in the most 'natural' way.

‘Er brother, should we go to the mosque, at least to balance up (and to spin some good story to our spouses) our tour? It’s in the city guide map, anyway.’

‘Yeah, why not.’ Replied my customer, who now has become my brother-in- adventure in this foreign land.

After a long walk across the straats and canals, we arrived at the Turkish mosque called Fatih Camii. We were greeted with smiles from the few gentlemen in the mosque’s entrance.

‘Are you Malaysians?’ I felt relief, similar to the feeling when offering solats at 35,000 feet above sea level during intercontinental flights. 

This was the best thing of all the places in Holland.

Since we had done our jamak prayers, we only said the tahiyatul-masjid prayers at the mosque, and took some pictures to back up our story.

And to balance it further to the dark side, that evening, I went to a cinema called Pathe to watch HP and the OOTP.

On Friday morning, I said bye-bye to Amsterdam and hope to see you soon, not having to wait nineteen years like this trip, maybe with my dear wife.

And off to Schiphol Airport.

From AMS, I had to take Lufthansa flight to Frankfurt (FRA). From FRA, another 11 hour flight to KLIA.

At FRA, the airport security was tight. Really tight. Something like in the US airports, except I didn’t have to take out my shoes. From one terminal to the other, during check-in and boarding, I have to take out my watch, wallet, everything in the pockets, including the belt. 

As many times I had to do this (maybe three times), that many times, I had revealed some sightings (not so pleasant, I think) of my checked boxer shorts. 

09 July 2007

Spaceship Adventure

There we were, somewhere in the middle of nowhere. 

While waiting for my dear wife attending Wassem for his turn to be massaged by the physiotherapist, me, Ateef and Ayra were in our MPV (Ahwaz's at PJ Club). 

We have been visiting this place almost every week for about a year now. Thank God, we have seen a lot of improvement in Waseem, especially with regard to his concentration as well as his tantrum control.

Anyway back in the car, I had to entertain the girls.

'Look Ayra, can you see the chicken?' 'That's a hen Daddy', said Ateef. 

Right.

'H - heh, E-N - en, hen', spelled Ayra. 

'And there's the rooster. It has the red thingy on its head and another red thingy hanging under its beak.' 

I tried to get it right this time.

'Silly Daddy, the one on top is called a comb, the one below is called wattles', explained Ateef. 

Really. Here she goes again, another lesson on chicken anatomy. Maybe my kakak princess could one day be a wildlife expert like Steve Irwin a.k.a the crocodile hunter (she could easily tell you the difference between crocodile and alligator).

'OK girls, let's role play. I'm your Captain. We are on board of a really cool spaceship'.

'Look kakak, that cat-like alien feeds on little children.' Ha, ha gotcha.

'Eeee, nooo, help', they screamed.

'Don't worry, girls, your Captain Daddy will blast those aliens to smithereens with this powerful laser gun,' I said while pushing the hazard light.

'Microgravity, microgravity,' crackled Ateef tussling her body at the back of the car. This soon followed by Ayra. The back seats had been flattened so that they had plenty of room to play.

The other day, while the seats were down and the kids were not around, I said to my dear wife,

'Jay, do you think we could, er, we could, you know, there?', while pointing at the flattened backseat. 

'Eh, you jangan nak mengada! Nanti tak pasal-pasal kena cekup oleh JAIS.'

Back to the spaceship, Ateef said, 'Captain, boogie at nine o'clock.' 

Mama's coming.


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